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A personal corner of the internet for things that absolutely did not need to exist. Tofol's dumb shit, served fresh off a scratched enhanced CD-ROM. Best experienced on desktop with the speakers cranked.

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Ikasi

LANGUAGE LEARNING

A language-learning app that actually wants you to learn. Bite-sized, friendly, weirdly addictive.

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Lluna

VIDEOJOCS · RETRO STORE

A virtual retro game store. "Buy" and "trade in" classics with totally-not-real currency. Pure window-shopping joy.

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What is this?

» THE SHORT VERSION

This is where Tofol uploads dumb shit. Little experiments, half-finished apps, jokes that went too far. No analytics, no newsletter, no "we value your privacy" popup. Just stuff.

» THE TWO REAL THINGS

Ikasi is a genuine language-learning app. Lluna Videojocs is a virtual retro game store where the money is fake and the nostalgia is real. Everything else here is decoration and vibes.

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» CARRIER PIGEON / EMAIL

Drop a line at tofol@tofol.meme. Response times measured in business epochs. Best-effort, no promises, definitely no SLA.

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